Words from the Road, Part 2

So a couple of days ago we celebrated Christmas Day with my wife’s family – I enjoyed some adult hot chocolate, had a chance to try out the (relatively) new Xbox Kinect, and had fun watching the kids open up a veritable mountain of Legos and pink Barbie-thingys and all sorts of other presents! It was a bit chaotic just because there were so many people in one place (9 adults, 2 kids, 2 dogs), but overall I think Cleo behaved just about as good as we could’ve expected her to, given the strange environment and all of the new faces, and it was nice to get to see people that we actually haven’t seen in over a year since our big road trip last summer…

Getting Colder Outside
Yesterday we finally arose, gathered ourselves and cleaned up around the hotel, and eventually loaded up the car in preparation for transit to our next destination – my own hometown of Gaylord, Michigan! Rumor had it that it was going to be very cold there during our stay, so I guess you could say the forcefield of frost that had developed over our car was simply to serve as a warning for even more frigid weather to come. 😉

Rear-View, Ahoy!
On the upside, having distributed a good number of the Christmas presents in our berth, at least we were given the treat of actually being able to see out the back window of our vehicle for this new leg of the trip!

Tunnels!
And if that wasn’t enough, we even got to drive through several tunnels during our quest from West Virginia to Michigan, something that I’ve never actually done before. Admittedly I did have to calm a slight fear of the entire mountain collapsing in around us as we zipped through these strange, darkened corridors made out of bathroom tiles, but I guess at least they weren’t as bad as the ones that actually go underwater

Cleo’s Car Update
What can I say? Get this dog in the car and she’s just like a people, kicked back and relaxing, and generally just sleeping and looking out the windows a lot to pass the time. This leg was a bit shorter than the first – only 14 hours instead of 16 – but I honestly couldn’t be happier with how she’s been handling our time in the car because no doubt she could really make our lives hell if she wanted to act up! Instead, she just snuggles into the backseat with whoever’s riding with her at the moment, looking forward to the occasional breaks to stretch her legs, and generally just trying to make the best of it just like we are. Very proud puppy papa, is I…

Coming Soon
We got to my Mom’s house at roughly 1:30am. Cleo might not have made the best first impression with my Mom’s dog (and my old dog), Brandi … but then again, she is thirteen years old and doesn’t really “play” much with anybody anymore! On the other hand, she did get along much better with my sister’s dogs, Kirby and Sunny – Sunny, in particular, who’s basically still a puppy herself, albeit a very, very big puppy, so look forward to that in a future post!

Also, snow!

Spoiler: it’s very cold…

2011 Holiday Advent Blog – Merry Christmas!!!

And so this is Christmas…

I actually ended up having a whole lot of fun with this little blogging series, and looking back, it’s kind of a little hard to believe that I ended up with so many different holiday-related topics to write about over the last 24 days! 🙂

In fact, I’m even finding myself walking away with a few more that I didn’t even get around to using, so I guess that just means I’ll have to strongly consider doing a 2012 Holiday Advent Blog next year, too. In the meantime, though, here’s a look back at everything I wrote this year, day-by-day…

  1. The Spirit of Giving
  2. Scott’s Christmas Mix Tape, volume 1
  3. Things I’m Looking Forward To…
  4. LEGO Advent Calendar
  5. Merry Christmas from Disneyland, 1958
  6. A Muppet Family Christmas
  7. Christmas Eve on Hollywood Blvd
  8. Angry Birds Seasons!
  9. Animal’s Holiday Guide
  10. Child’s Play Charity
  11. Scott’s Awesome Holiday Gift Guide
  12. Candlelight Processional
  13. Christmas Cards
  14. Memories: Gaming at Grandma & Grandpa’s
  15. Cinematic Favorites
  16. Dick in a Box
  17. A Quaint, Little LEGO Holiday Village…
  18. COOKIES!!!
  19. It’s Time to Light the Lights…
  20. Memories: The Magic of Christmas Morning
  21. How About Some Hanukkah?
  22. Chex Mix
  23. A Bit of Holiday Humor
  24. NORAD Tracks Santa

Until next year, Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!!! 🙂

2011 Holiday Advent Blog – Day 24 – NORAD Tracks Santa

This is really cool!

I guess there are also a few iPhone apps that do this same sort of thing, but the NORAD tracker has always been the classic one for me and I just love the Google Earth overlays along with the animations and the running total to keep us all up to date on Santa’s progress. Such a simple project, and yet such a great way to mix Christmas with technology – if the Internet had been around when I was a kid, there’s little doubt that I would’ve been up into the wee hours of the nigh watching the big guy right up until I could see his sled approaching our town!

Technology is fun. Christmas is fun. Put the two together…

Words from the Road, Part 1

So if you haven’t been following along via Twitter or my recent blatherings, I’m currently on vacation to spend some time with family for the holidays. Not quite sure how much I’ll be posting while I’m away, but I’m hoping to have the occasional goofy, little post here and there along the way!

This, on the other hand, is one of those big, goofy summary posts to cover how I even managed to get here in the first place – enjoy…

Packed Beyond the Brim
Looking back, I’m honestly still not entirely sure how in the world we managed to make it all fit!

The problems here were threefold – my wife drives a small car (a Honda Insight); we’re traveling with our puppy, which from an extra baggage-perspective is pretty much the same as having an extra person along (maybe more if they don’t bring their own cage!); and third, we also had to bring gifts. Lots of gifts. Three people’s worth, in fact, because we also brought my sister-in-law’s with us (who lives with us, but flew up separately).

It honestly gave me flashbacks of when I first loaded up my own car and moved across the country to Florida way back in 2003, complete with an inability to see out the back window, stuff occasionally falling into my lap from the passenger seat, and the whole nine yards! Luckily, we never came across any cops who wanted to make a fuss about our ability to see the road…

The Weather Outside Was AWESOME
Seriously, we actually really lucked out in this area because I’m a little nervous for this entire trip in general about having to drive on snow-covered roads, but all the way from Florida to West Virginia, we never even saw the temperature dip into freezing once.

That said, I don’t want to say too much and jinx it because with temperature forecasts in the twenties for when we continue on north to Michigan next week, I’d honestly be really surprised if we didn’t encounter a single lick of snow during this entire trip.

Good Time
Despite leaving roughly six hours later than scheduled, the drive actually wasn’t too bad and we were able to drive all the way through with a relatively minimal amount of grogginess! I honestly don’t normally like to do that sort of thing – between my wife and I, we drove for just over sixteen hours straight and were certainly beat by the time that we got here, but I suppose either way it would’ve taken the same amount of time – drive for 1 day and then sleep the next, or drive spaced out over 2 days.

Either way, 970 miles is a long way … so thankfully our next leg from West Virginia up to Michigan clocks in nearly a third less at only 684 miles.

Good Dog
As I mentioned, we ended up bringing our puppy, Cleo, with us, and I’m very thankful to report that she did marvelously well throughout the entire car ride!  Not exactly having the best record for local trips, it wasn’t uncommon for her to throw up a lot when we would even take her 15 miles away to the beach, so we were a little worried about how a trip nearly 40x that was going to treat her. We did get some anti-nausea meds from the vet before we left, but we never actually got a chance to really test them before leaving home for this trip.

Nonetheless throughout the entire ordeal, she really acted like a champ – no throwing up, no barking, and only the slightest bit of antsy-ness at the very end…at the point where the both of us were pretty much feeling the same thing! We made her a bed in the back seat that slowly expanded to overtake nearly the entire thing, one of us always sat in the back with her (passenger seat was filled with presents anyways!), and it was actually a very enjoyable drive from that perspective.

The Pet-Friendly Wingate
And so that brings us to where I’m currently writing you from today – the pet-friendly hotel that we found only a short drive from where we’ll be meeting family for Christmas. We’ve never had the need to stay at a hotel that actually allows pets before, but overall aside from the lousy internet access, the rest of the hotel has still been above average. My wife pointed out shortly after Cleo’s third accident (long car ride!) that the carpet is conveniently very dark, thus doing a better job of concealing stains related to pet pee and whatnot. We also found, a little more surprisingly, that the bed actually has a plastic liner on it, much like you’d give a child who had problems with wetting the bed!

Whatever – by the time we got here, we were just thrilled that they let us check-in 7 hours early and pretty much passed out the moment our heads hit the pillows! Granted, we were woken back up shortly after that because Cleo still needed some getting used to the various people walking outside our door in the hallway, but we’re here for 3 nights, it’s got a fridge and a separate “couch area,” and it didn’t break the bank, so at the end of a long and exhausting drive, I suppose that’s more than enough for me. 😉

Next On Deck
Basically Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will be spent celebrating with Sara’s family, followed on Monday by piling back into a hopefully less burdened car for another drive up to see my own family in Northern Michigan. Here in West Virginia, though, my plans are fairly simple – try to keep Cleo out of trouble, play some Lego Star Wars with my nephew, indulge in whatever other fun Christmas-y stuff we can talk the crowd into, and I’m told that at some point I’ll be experiencing my very first chocolate martini because from what I understand, one of my sisters-in-law has found quite the knack in making them!

Just between you and me, I haven’t the foggiest idea what to expect, but I like chocolate and I like booze, so I’m trying to keep an open mind at this point… :mrgreen:

2011 Holiday Advent Blog – Day 23 – A Bit of Holiday Humor

I’ve written a lot of humor columns about Christmas over the years.  I love this time of year and all of the various facets that there are to get caught up in, and since The Humor Column is more or less an autobiographical commentary about the things that happen in my life, it just kind of makes sense that the columns to be posted during the month of December would more often than not be centric around Christmas and the holidays and all of the fun to be had during this most wonderful time of the year!

Eventually some day maybe I’ll put together a book that’s nothing but all of my holiday-related humor, but in the meantime, for your advent calendar-ing perusal with the big day literally right around the corner, here are a handful of my own personal favorites from over the years:

Wingate’s wi-fi kinda sucks…

I can already tell that it’s going to be a long night! This is pretty much the only night while I’m on vacation that I’m doing actual work, and not ten minutes into connecting to our hotel’s wi-fi, I notice that the video that I was watching had nearly stalled to a complete stop.

Then I found this message occupying one of my several open browser windows:

So apparently “questionable traffic” when you’re staying at a Wingate hotel can be quantified as pretty much any time you’re actually “trying to use the Internet.” Good to know for future reference so that we can stay somewhere else… 😡

Also, 56K – what is this, the stone age?!?!?!

2011 Holiday Advent Blog – Day 22 – Chex Mix

I love me some Chex Mix, especially during the holidays!

I didn’t get around to making any this year, but it’s sort of a tradition of mine to bake several batches of Chex Mix over the holidays because I seem to go through the stuff just about as fast as it comes out of the oven. I actually prefer making it myself because that way I can just omit the pieces that I don’t particularly care for – namely, pretty much everything except for the cereal itself! This year I’m settling for just a bag from the store because it was a lot cheaper and quicker than buying 3 separate boxes of Chex cereal and then spending an hour slowly sealing in the juices in the kitchen.

Also, with our stupid convection oven, the long, rectangular pan that I normally use for making this stuff wouldn’t have really worked anyways, so this is probably just as well…

More Internet Chex Mix Fun!

December 14, 2012 can’t come soon enough…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM–4UklaL4

Starting to get kind of excited about this, despite it being another two-parter – the latest Hollywood dollar-stretching technique that I’ve come to despise. Still, I guess Martin Freeman is playing Bilbo, which should be kind of interesting – I’ve really only seen him in the Hitchhiker’s movie and the British version of The Office, but he seems like a good-natured chap that at least through the trailer appears to fit the role well!

Just for the record, though – isn’t it a little weird how both Frodo and Gandalf are still being played by the same people, yet we get a younger, more handsome Bilbo this time around? How much time passed between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, and why didn’t Frodo age, too?!