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• 10:11 @lorisaurus The artrichoke dip? #
• 10:11 @lorisaurus The artrichoke dip? #
• 17:42 LOL – RT @kevinrose: i’m all for renaming swine flu to ‘bacon flu’. bacon flu sounds far less scary and slightly tasty #
• 20:08 The more I think about it, @kevinrose is on to something because the bacon flu actually DOES sound quite enjoyable! #swineflu #rename #
• 21:36 @krisstraub Just remember, it’s best to get twicken twox out of the way while you’re young… #twiseases #
• 21:43 Watching Jamie Foxx performing on Idol – only fifteen seconds in and I already feel robbed. #
• 21:47 Thank god that was a short song. Unintelligible, but at least brief horribleness. #jamie_foxx_on_idol #
• 21:58 Why does Idol force us to listen to the WORST person again each week when he gets voted off?! Seems negative reinforcement… #
• 22:06 Oh come on, World Health Organization – Bacon Flu just rolls off the tongue so much better than "H1-N1 Flu"! #baconflu #

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• 17:00 Why closed systems are bad – I don’t want to sign-up for Facebook just to check out your photo gallery or read your blog. Open is better!!! #
• 23:13 So, is anybody else tired of the swine flu being sensationalized yet? Dear Media: there’s a difference between awareness and invoking panic. #

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• 17:37 United Airlines is rescheduling our flight back from Minneapolis by 3 MINUTES – why??? It’ll get delayed anyways – why bother? #
• 17:43 Nevermind, they also rescheduled our flight TO by 7 MINUTES – it all makes perfect sense now. #unitedisretarded #
• 17:44 @rickiep00h Friend is getting married. Certainly not going there by choice – I’ve seen cows before. #
• 19:31 Just finished typing a huge e-mail that I’ve been putting off…and the browser session resets. Thanks, webmail! Take 2… #
• 19:58 I hate re-writing things after you lose them – they never turn out half as good the second time around… #
• 19:59 @rickiep00h Nope – never met her! We’re flying into Minneapolis, but the wedding is actually in a small town about 30 minutes away, I guess. #
• 20:12 E-mail #2 sent … successfully! #
• 22:42 Wow – these new Red Baron Singles Flatbread Melts sure do looking … disgusting. Yay for misleading box photos! #
• 22:51 But never fear, at least they have the consistency of shoe leather – that’s the Red Baron Flatbread difference! #

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• 16:01 I don’t really follow a lot of folks on Twitter, but when I saw that Shamu the Killer Whale (@RealShamu) was tweeting – easy decision! #
• 17:18 Just wrote the outline for a humor column I’ve been stuck on at Taco Bell … I’ll never understand how my creative process works… #
• 17:30 There are dudes riding horses around the parking lot – what kind of crazy mall is this?! #
• 17:47 At bookstore – let’s see, the Dungeons & Dragons books are … as far away from the religion section as possible. Got it! #
• 17:54 Seriously, can’t I shop anywhere without them trying to pitch me a membership anymore?! #
• 17:56 "You would’ve saved almost $10 with a Barnes & Noble membership, which is STILL considerably more than it would cost from Amazon.com…" #
• 22:56 Wow – just saw a firefly while I was out walking. I haven’t seen one of those since I was, like, 12 years old. #

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• 00:18 @lorisaurus Just an average day… (www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c) #
• 01:45 @rickiep00h Is this it? (www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeO-70qeRSE) #
• 15:26 @lorisaurus Hell ya… #
• 17:46 Just talked Mom out of getting swindled into buying a new used car – never trust a used car salesman, no matter what the "amazing deal…" #
• 17:49 Besides, why buy a car when you could buy a BOAT instead?! (tinyurl.com/ckncf2) #
• 20:34 Got sucked into the last 45 minutes of Pay It Forward … I forgot that the kid ends up dying at the end of it. #
• 20:38 @rickiep00h Well, this was a 6-YEAR loan for a 2005 Saturn Ion, plus her old car is paid off and still works fine. $15k for an $8k USED car! #
• 20:39 @rickiep00h Plus, they started being assholes when she changed her mind after talking to me – they were just trying to take advantage. #

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• 14:44 RT @chrispirillo: Once again, Dvorak Nails It: bit.ly/gqtCo (Office 2007 really is a horrible experience…) #
• 19:05 Seriously, who came up with the term "webinar"??? "It’s like a SEMINAR, but on the WEB!" #
• 22:41 Really tired of listening to neighbor’s kids running across my lawn screaming this late – would it be cruel to go turn the sprinklers on??? #
• 23:33 @rickiep00h Some awesome buildings in that thread! #
• 23:33 @rickiep00h It doesn’t ring any bells – I’ll have to look and see if I have it. Any idea what album it’s on? #

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• 09:54 I found MOLD growing on the floor of my car during my drive in this morning. Thanks for not taking responsibility, Chrysler! #
• 20:17 Rocked out to some Bare Naked Ladies on the way home – I’d forgotten how good some of their songs are. #
• 20:20 Forcing myself to return to the gym after 4 days of slacking … this oughta be fun. #
• 20:34 Alright people – 30 minutes, 500 calories – LET’S DO THIS!!! #
• 20:49 15 down and still going strong – YOU’RE DOING IT! #
• 21:03 30 down, but not quite to 500 calories yet – KEEP GOING! #
• 21:14 And done! 40 minutes and a whopping 574 calories – YOU ‘DA CHAMP, BUDDY!!! #

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• 12:03 Starting to track my diet/exercise via SparkPeople again today. It’s a pain, but I’m not seeing results and I know this helped before… #
• 14:44 Man, Bright House’s IVR is being cranky today – I guess they don’t want our payment too bad… #
• 15:30 Would it really kill companies to check and see what I’m already using from them before trying to upsell me? (RE: Dell Paperless Statements) #
• 23:47 I’ve got to say, as far as sci-fi thriller movies are concerned, Cloverfield ain’t got nothing on Cleavagefield. Run, ladies, run!!! #
• 23:57 P.S. It’s on Cinemax right now, for those intrigued. Have a porn-o-rific evening! #

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• 13:42 @lorisaurus I’m not sure I want to know what a "foam party" is… #
• 18:46 Fun Fact: 7/11 was first known as Southland Ice Company and sold only that – ICE! Thanks, Food Network’s Unwrapped! #
• 20:14 Alright – it’s 8:09pm and the weekend’s almost over … time to finally get motivated… #
• 20:46 Ok – new plan. Get ONE THING done before the wife gets home tonight. One thing that isn’t housework, anyways… #

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• 19:14 There are birds frolicking in the bushes in front of my office window right now. Glad they’re enjoying our new landscaping… #
• 22:37 Turned on TNT just in time for the gay hobbit scene at the end of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Talk about bad timing… #

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