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Blogging Hiatus
So I really haven’t done nearly as much blogging as usual in the last month or so. I’m gonna just go ahead and chalk it up to everything else that I’ve been working on, which I’ll get to in a moment, but just for the record I have been using Twitter a lot more than when I first setup my account, so do feel free to follow me over there at http://www.twitter.com/ssevener/ if you find yourself jonesin’ for some me! I still haven’t been able to find a decent way to embed Twitter into my LiveJournal layout and I don’t really care for the look of just adding everything as posts like LoudTwitter and others do, but I’ll figure something out eventually.

Time Management
I am quite happy to report, however, that I have had a few changes in my life for the better recently, and they all sort of tend to circle around the concept of time management. You see, for the past week – and I know this is gonna sound crazy – but I’ve actually been getting up early, which has this amazing effect of actually giving me more time throughout my day! Instead of my work day starting around 10 or 10:30am, last week I started getting there at 9:00am or before, thus getting me out the door by 6:00pm. That, in turn, allows me to start going to the gym again, which makes me feel better that I’m actually working towards the weight thing again. And then after all of that, I still somehow end up having the time and energy to want to write when I get home, as opposed to flipping on the TV and just drowning away my laziness.

Mind you, I’ve only done it for a week so far and it’s certainly not always been easy (bed by 12:30 or 1:00am has been a challenge), but I sincerely hope that I can maintain it because the benefits seem obvious. This weekend I was actually up by 10:30am on both days and normally I’m going to bed at 5:00am and getting up at 2 or 3:00pm … you couldn’t imagine the amount of work that I was able to get done on those two days! Business as usual would’ve had me puttering around a little here and there, and then being lazy and turning on the TV. This weekend I still got to watch TV, but also got a ton of other stuff done … needless to say, I really hope that I can keep this up.

Writing Update
This has been my big project for the last month, going on the last five years, and part of the reason that I haven’t blogged that much around here is that I’ve been knee deep in humor columns and WordPress code and CSS to get my new writing website up and running – anything else kind of fell to the wayside, and frankly given everything that I’ve been able to get done, I’m fine with that! I’ve still got a very small number of loose ends to finish up with the main site before it’s done, and then a bit more, but nothing that a couple more weekends can’t knock out on the Disney site, and I’ll actually be completely and fully up to the present day with regards to all of my writing efforts. Besides the site work, I’ve already taken some time to sit down and work out a business plan, if you will, for 2009 to go over exactly what I’d like to do and the associated timeframes, and I think this time they’re finally all well within reach, so I’m really looking forward to 2009 being a big year for me.

The first site that I’m just finishing up is http://www.comedic-genius.com – this will be the main hub for my writing career and will host my weekly humor column, along with all of the archived content that doesn’t have its own site as well. I still have a few minor things to finish up, and I know that there are some pages that look goofy in IE because CSS and I don’t really get along, but The Humor Column is current through last Friday and is only missing about six columns from 2007 that I still need to track down, so feel free to enjoy if you’re into that sort of thing (and if you use Firefox…)!

More to come soon, and I’ll definitely do a big, triumphant boast of a blog post when the whole thing is all done and done. 🙂

Resolution Status
They’re coming…soon. I started putting them together last weekend, but I’ve still got a bit of resolving from last year before I’ll be ready to commit to a new set of goals. These should be good ones, though!

Curious? Maybe…

I found a new site this evening that looks kinda cool – Curious? Read. It’s basically a blog that specializes in odd / quirky / interesting stories, and although I wasn’t all that thrilled with what I currently see on the homepage, I found the site through an archive link and immediately followed several other links that proved to intrigue my curiosity!

51 Things You Aren’t Allowed to See on Google Maps
http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/blurred-out-51-things-you-arent-allowed.html

What does $700 billion actually buy? (List of 25 things)
http://www.curiousread.com/2008/10/what-does-700-billion-actually-buy.html

Sixteen of the Most Ridiculous Senior Portraits Ever
http://www.curiousread.com/2008/11/sixteen-of-most-ridiculous-senior.html

Traffic Jams from Hell
http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/traffic-jams-from-hell-pics.html

digging deeper and deeper

LOL – it gets even better!

http://blog.chryslerllc.com/blog.do?id=566&p=entry

Somebody at Chrysler must’ve said, “We have to respond to all of this Internet criticism – get the PR people on this immediately!

Unfortunately, what followed is the typical we’re not actually responding to your comments, corporate-type response that you would only expect from a company who doesn’t want to admit that they’re out of touch. “Thank you for your interest in our Company…” says it all.

This is why dinosaurs shouldn’t try to get involved with online media unless they truly understand it. At least with their ridiculous newspaper ad or even a press release, they could send it out and forget about it. Blogs warrant comments, and these cats clearly aren’t very good at thinking on their feet…

Glad to see that I’m not the only one who’s a little perturbed about the auto bailout…

Chrysler probably made a mistake by posting their “thank you” note to the company blog and then opening the post up for comments.

http://blog.chryslerllc.com/blog.do?id=564&p=entry

I’ve got to say that I share the sentiment because I own a Chrysler car myself and after all of the nonsense that I’ve gone through begging them to cover something under their factory warranty (which they never ended up doing – the car is still malfunctioning), it’ll be the last Chrysler vehicle that I ever purchase. I’m sorry if it affects a lot of jobs, but this is a company that deserves to fail because of a poor business model, a horrendous lack of customer service, and a downright arrogant attitude across the industry as a whole.

I think I liked the comments requesting for the resignation of their senior management the most. Granted, it’ll never actually happen, but if you had to hold somebody accountable for horrible business practices, that’s probably the best place to start.

Moral of the Story: Stop Touching Monkeys

“There’s a bit in that song where we’re dealing with the issue of AIDS – the bit with the monkeys … because it is believed that AIDS was originally contracted from the monkeys. Well, not the band, the animal…

I can’t wait for season two of Flight of the Conchords.

drooling over LEGOLAND California

http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/shelly_smith/archive/2008/12/26/sea-life-aquarium-re-opening-photo-essay.aspx

Somebody just posted some new pictures from LEGOLAND out in California – I SO need to visit this place! I’m not sure which is cooler in these photos – the legos inside the aquarium or the many adventures of Santa Claus as we see some of the more difficult aspects of his job.

If I can’t go to the original park in Denmark anytime soon, I think I should at least get to check out the one out in California! Plus, a quick look at the map shows that it’s only about 60 miles from Anaheim, and you know who’s got a park or two there! Maybe in 2009…

Failingly Amusing…

It hurts to laugh right now (been sick all weekend), but these still made me chuckle:

http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/productivity-fail/

http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/

http://failblog.org/2008/12/03/options-fail/

Also, this one…
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/12/08/political-pictures-the-south/

auto industry bailout commentary

I’ve been really peeved about all of the bailout talk that’s been circulating lately, and seeing the auto industry’s “updated proposals” this afternoon just pushed me over the edge! I technically stopped writing Against the Grain (my editorial / commentary column) earlier this spring, but I’ve always considered the idea of doing it every once in a while for issues like this.

Posting here because I don’t really have a website for these yet – behind the cut because it’s almost four pages long…

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