Incredible Weekend

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So the big company celebration was Friday evening and to say the least, it was freakin’ amazing! Hosted at the Marriott Waterside downtown, we already knew that it was going to be a pretty swanky event. Point in case – this year they gave away a Mercedes. But nonetheless, the créme de la créme of the evening came only about five minutes in when we walked into the main ballroom and heard…wait for it…“Ladies and gentlemen – please put your hands together for Grammy Award-Winning Artists, Hootie and the Blowfish…”

It’s stuff like this that reminds me how much I really don’t want to lose my job with this company! Oh what a night, indeed.

Another reason why 53% of Americans voted the wrong way…

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File swapping vs. Hollywood

“While P2P technology unquestionably can be employed for a variety of legitimate purposes without giving rise to rampant copyright infringement, the record…suggests that (the file-swapping software companies) have built their particular P2P networks around the ‘draw’ of massive copyright infringement,” the solicitor general’s brief read. They “cannot evade liability…merely by pointing to other, legitimate uses of the technology.” <<MORE>>

Yeah, just like “gay people contaminate the good people of our country,” and “my Dad is tougher than your Dad.” Could we please have a leader who is capable of thinking on a 20th century level???

Developmental Bliss…

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I’m happy: Other than a few graphical selections, I think that I’ve finally settled on a new layout for the website.

Really, it isn’t changing all that much – mostly navigational modifications – and no, I’m not going with Flash!!! It took me about a day’s worth of messing with it yesterday to realize that my vision was insane for all that I wanted to do (it mostly involved planet / atom-like orbits for mouseover effects on the buttons…would’ve been cool, but oh well), so I’m going for a minimalists approach so that I can get this transformation done with and get back to actually writing again – NO MORE EXCUSES!

I’m also proud that in making these changes, I also learned some very rudimentary things about PHP that I should’ve picked up years ago…I guess that’s what you get for rushing into a project with only the deadlines in sight. Nonetheless, I’m guessing about a week or so for the conversion, depending on how crazy the next seven days become.

Progress – I’ve got ‘ye in range now…

I Wanna Rock!

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I need some good acoustic rock, and I’m realizing this morning that I haven’t gotten anything new in a long time. Can anyone suggest any cool, new groups?

Acoustic versions of the favorites are always welcome, too. 🙂

wieners…

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Hehehe – I just got a 2004 copy of the Michigan State Income Tax book in the mail. Not this year, ya bastards!!! I didn’t move down here to Florida just for the sun… 😛

dev. thoughts for the “new” comedic-genius.com…

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Ok, people – I needs your input!

I spent a great deal of time tonight doodling and sketching and trying to decide which direction I’d like to see my website turn, but unfortunately I’ve been out of it for so long that now I have some questions about how things are supposed to work. I know that these were issues way back in the day, but with the advancements in technology and magic and whatnot, do I still have as much to consider???

  • Moveable Type — As much as I don’t want to, I think it’s time to abandon Fusion PHP and move up to a more powerful blogging system for my site updates…is MT still the best option, or has something better come along?
  • Database Content vs. Search Engines — Is this still an issue? I know that back when we converted Just Laugh over to PHP, one of the major factors that we had to consider was how to maximize the amount of content on our site that would actually get indexed by Google and friends, thus most of our format remained in a text form under PHP. Although I would guess that a database-driven system would ultimately make my super-cool, new site easier to update and whatnot, would I be digging myself into a proverbial hole with regards to search engine placement?
  • Screen Resolutions — I still use 800×600 at home, but I couldn’t find any currentstudies to show what the rest of the world is doing! Am I still cool to code under these guidelines, or is it time for me to bite the bullet, buy a pair of glasses, and kick it up a notch? (…keeping in mind that most of my content is text…)
  • Are People Still Impressed by Flash?— Just wondering, because I’ve got a cool idea for an animated logo and menu system that I’d rather not subject to the constraints of javascript if I can avoid it.
  • Is there anything else that I should be taking into consideration???— Seriously…it’s almost two o’clock in the morning…I may very well have missed something!I welcome any and all feedback that anyone would like to provide – send me your thoughts and help me build a better place on the web for, well, me! 🙂