Cuddle Bear came with the idea that instead of cuddling up with massive amounts of blanket in the middle of the night, I could instead embrace the bear itself, thus preventing Sara from freezing to death in the middle of the night. That said, I’m not entirely sure how that’s to work, as she’s the one who monopolizes the blankets in the middle of the night by rolling up in them like some sort of modern-day mummy, thus making it virtually impossible to get any blanket for myself without first pulling on one of the corners of the blanket really hard and spinning her out of the bed like something in a Scooby Doo cartoon.

All cuddles aside, maybe I can use the bear itself to keep me warm when I come to bed to find that the blanket has gone the way of the Egyptians. Ahhh, the conundrums of almost-married life…

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