Mmmm…tasty!
Tonight I baked cookies…but this is only the beginning! One of my favorite things about the holidays is the baking, so I’ve got an entire list of de...
Author: Scott
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…it’s always the babies…
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-12-03 Never ceasing to entertain me!
I may be a poet and you don’t even know it!
In an effort to keep it real and expand my horizons, I’ve decided to venture forth into the uncharted corners of the literary world and explore some stran...
Today
Today I’m going to be productive. I feel completely rested and I am now ready to take on this massive backlog of work that I have sitting before me. This ...
Public Service Announcement: Etiquette
Just a brief note – if you’re going to even bother saying excuse me, it helps if you say it loud enough so that the person you’ve just inconve...
Busy like a bee…a very, very lazy bee…
I think I’m just trying to do too much. I’ve been attempting in vain for the past several weeks to get caught up with everything, being the magazine...
“…it’s not for you…”
I think that, just like those car commercials on the radio that involve honking horns and whatnot, any commercial on television during which a cell phone rings,...
I scream, you scream…
Riddle me this: Why don’t you people use ice cream freezer bags down here?! I went to purchase a carton of ice cream this evening and, remembering that th...
…nail on the head…
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoist...
anybody?
I take a brief hiatus from the Internet and now I apparently get something like sixty or seventy e-mails a day…and they’re all SPAM. Can somebody pl...