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• 18:33 What do YOU think, Twitter? Does each door held in a single building deserve its own thank-you, or is it courteously ok to omit any… #
• 18:34 …subsequent thank-yous after that given for the first door??? #importantquestions #asktwitter #
• 18:36 You know what I’m talking about – three doors ten feet apart each … "Thank-you!" … "Uh, thank-you…" … *whisper/mutter* "thanks…" #
• 19:08 Just got stuck behind a really slow car from Ontario … I wonder if they were thrown off guard by the lack of moose here in Florida. #
• 19:12 Our moose here are much shorter and have more menacing teeth
  – we call them "alligators." #
• 19:14 Can you imagine if you combined the two, though?! Either one individually is scary enough – you certainly wouldn’t fuck with an ALLIGOOSE!!! #
• 19:15 Or would it be MOOSIGATOR??? #youdecidetwitter #twistedanimalhybrids #
• 21:39 Humor Column Teaser: this Friday’s edition features a special guest appearance by quail eggs and back bacon – you heard it here first! #
• 23:21 It’s always a little sad having to delete a really funny paragraph that I just can’t fit into the new flow for a column. #
• 23:22 Ultimately, I think I’m replacing it with
  something better, but I still hate to have to toss the little guy away… 🙁 #

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• 12:16 @herbstsonne "It’s not bizarre at all!" … "I hope it’s working…" #
• 12:18 @edeckers The scariest comment on that article so far – "I think ‘Puppy Tweets’ is a reasonable idea…" #
• 13:03 Every time I listen to @jonathancoulton’s cover of Famous Blue Raincoat, I find myself wasting an hour trying to figure out what it means… #
• 14:58 Why is the media spinning these new credit card laws like they’re a bad thing? Isn’t it GOOD to finally have disclosure on billing terms?! #
• 14:59 Sure, some are raising f
  ees, but restricting that would be full regulation of their business, which would also be bad. #
• 15:00 I think the government is doing the right thing here by saying, "Tell the people your terms and let them decide who to bank with." #
• 15:00 Sure, some will still be stupid and not read them and would only benefit from full regulation, but that’s not a good enough reason to do it. #
• 15:01 Our laws shouldn’t be based upon what stupid people won’t do. #

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• 02:45 @krisstraub Dr. Murder might want to look into his HOA bylaws to see if they can actually do this… (onion.com/9VqRQ6) #

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• 13:39 Literal LOL – tinyurl.com/y8m6lqu – "Can you steal some raisins from the grocery store for me?" #
• 15:08 Just signed up for Mint after filing taxes – any good or bad things to say about it? Looks like it might be easier than Quicken or MS Money. #
• 16:12 "Your Personal Identification NUMBER (PIN) must contain at least one (1) number and one (1) letter." – what’s wrong with this statement?! #
• 16:28 A few other folks are doing this, so I thought I’d give it a try. Go ahead, ask me (almost) anything! (www.formspring.me/ssevener) #

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• 09:20 New Humor Column : The Friendly Skies Are Full of Jerks bit.ly/bvSyr6 #
• 12:47 Today’s column was inspired by the debacle that @southwestair put @thatkevinsmith and others through recently… (bit.ly/bvSyr6) #
• 12:48 Seriously, it was either A) start my own airline, or B) learn to enjoy walking across the country … which do you think is more likely? #
• 12:49 Really, it’s a win-win (win-win-win)-travelers can start feeling like valued customers again, and I get all of the credit for suggesting it! #
• 12:50 I’m not too worried about the name – I’ve got a
  feeling that Don’t Be a Dick Airlines is something that @wilw would TOTALLY get behind! #
• 12:51 Maybe he’d even want to be a pilot! How cool would it be to fly on a plane with Wil Fucking Wheaton as your pilot?! #
• 12:52 "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. I’m seeing a bit of turbulence ahead – please roll for initiative." #
• 12:55 Friendly skies, free candy, and experience points – all just for flying Don’t Be a Dick Airlines. Marketing – DONE!!! #
• 15:50 What do you think? Would your wife be pissed or amazed to come home and find this??? (tinyurl.com/36qj7f) #
• 17:48 @greggagliardi Did you watch the video? I think if you can finish it, YOU get to be the mayor! #

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• 00:35 Dieting Tip: You might have an eating problem if you find yourself putting canned frosting on things that you normally wouldn’t. #
• 00:36 Examples include cereal, granola bars, potato chips, and your own fingers. ESPECIALLY your own fingers… #
• 00:44 In summary, so far my first week of dieting has been less successful than I would’ve hoped. #
• 19:36 I’ve gotta say, @wilw’s is good, but @burrito1’s is a close second! #
• 19:37 So, what’s the par on this next one? #thingstigershouldsay #
• 20:14 Tomorrow’s humor column is going to be a good one! F
  or all those fed up with the airline nonsense this week, this one’s for you. #
• 21:49 twitpic.com/141nv7 – On sale for $20 … is it worth it? #
• 22:27 @greggagliardi It sounds like somebody needs to go to Taco Town!!! (tinyurl.com/6rktzs) #
• 23:46 Does anybody know how to do a public preview for an upcoming scheduled post in WordPress? I saw the Public Post Preview plugin, but I was… #
• 23:46 …hoping to use the same link as the normal permalink. Basically I want to be able to directly link to it ahead of time, but not show… #
• 23:47 …on the homepage until the scheduled post time. #

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• 15:39 @edeckers Maybe if you eat the food there in the store. Walmart produce/dairy/meats always seem to spoil faster for me. #
• 15:59 @edeckers Their milk is the worst! I NEVER get through a full carton without dumping some out, even with only buying a 1/2 gallon! #

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• 10:23 Anyone else still hungover from their Presidents’ Day bender? Chester A. Arthur, I hardly knew ye… #
• 10:24 …ok, if it wasn’t for Die Hard 3, I wouldn’t have known ye at all… #
• 14:08 "Web 3.0 will be about GETTING PAID…..for EVERYTHING" – yeah, right. Get ready for the paywall comeback? I’ll believe it when I see it… #
• 16:58 So much misinformed information floating around the press about the @thatkevinsmith / @southwestair thing – go listen to the SModcast first! #
• 17:00 After reading all of the comments, I don’t think I’ll fly @southwestair for the vitriol from their fat-hating passengers, let alone
  policy. #
• 17:01 …fat-ophobic? Is that a real thing now? #

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• 08:09 New Humor Column : Love is Funny Sometimes… bit.ly/9o7pZP #
• 20:38 Me hates using regular expressions SO MUCH!!! #

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• 01:00 We should not be able to see our own breath in Florida … ever!!! #
• 11:48 Alright … here we go … freezing Valentine’s Day, let’s do this! #
• 14:18 twitpic.com/13963y – Nothing says romance like a Tyranosaurus Rex… #
• 14:39 Eating lunch at T-Rex Cafe – wife just made the observation that the dinosaurs look like they might take food off your table at any time. #
• 15:07 twitpic.com/139h5w – Not at all creepy to have 2 feet from your head all through your meal… #
• 15
  :26 twitpic.com/139lnb – A LEGO city in turmoil… #
• 22:23 People in front of my at CVS were buying "doggie diapers" … sometimes you’re just better off minding your own business… #
• 22:48 And tonight the brilliant production that is Discovery HD Theater brings us … what it might’ve looked like when stegosauruses fucked. Yay. #
• 22:50 Actual Scientist: "If it was anything like all of those plates, the stegosaurus penis could’ve been … a very impressive thing." #
• 22:51 "When it comes to Tyranosaurus sex, not everyone has a happy ending." Sorry, Discovery – you lost me at hypothetical
  dinosaur penis… #
• 22:55 Oh god, the new Tim Burton/Alice in Wonderland previews are on TV now?! So creepy – how did that possibly happen??? #

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