If you don’t mind me asking, what’s this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?

…sometimes I get to thinking you don’t love me anymore…

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner – are you prepared???

Scott and Matt’s Guide to Getting Women…
http://www.justlaugh.com/online/vol3issue2/women1.php

Love Stinks: The Cynic’s Complete Guide to Valentine’s Day
http://www.justlaugh.com/waste/cynic/

Ahhh, those were the good old days!

live recordings for one and all!

This is just really freakin’ cool!

http://www.instantliveconcerts.com

I see that bands are finally stepping up to the plate and addressing the issue of bootlegging in a very positive way! Why hassle with all of that fancy equipment, along with the risk of getting caught and kicked out, when for $10 or $15 you can pick-up a copy of the entire show already burned for you on your way out the door?! The quality is, of course, going to be better than even the very best of bootlegs because everything’s being recorded in a professional manner with sources straight out of the board – where was this kind of technology five years ago when I went to thirty concerts a year?!?!?!

It’s mostly smaller bands using the service right now, but I’m sure if enough people throw down their cash, you’ll be seeing this type of thing for the bigger acts in no time at all. Sweetness, indeed!

The Fucking Man

This weekend I rediscovered what the Internet is all about. This weekend I found Sean Kennedy.

How come I never come across these guys until they’ve already gone defunct? I listened to a few of his shows as I was “working” yesterday and all I can say is – the man is a damn genius. Plenty of tech talk to keep the geek interested, a well-scripted show to prove to all other Internet radio stations that somebody took it seriously, and it was even entertaining, too! Thank God the man has a year’s worth of archives to keep me occupied for a while…

You know, between The Bob & Tom Show, The Sean Kennedy Show, Lazlow’s TechnoFile, and a few cleverly placed publications, comics, and cross-platform projects, somebody could have one hell of a cool humor conglomerate if they so desired it. Hell, if Disney and Time Warner can do it, what’s the hold up?

Damn the Man, and Your Little Dog, Too…

Tonight was a sad, depressing evening.

I did a very brief run through of my taxes…and it wasn’t pretty.

You see, I do this every year, usually to get myself psyched up about getting everything done because I’ll have a decent return coming back. This year was nowhere near my previous years.

Needless to say, I will be bringing the art of itemizing deductions to new heights this year – no stone will go unturned, no dinner will go unclaimed. We’ll see who comes out on top in this game!

Conan, you so funny!!!

“British officials announced today that they’re going to begin distributing mandatory identification cards to all of their citizens. If this works, then they may also attempt to distribute toothbrushes…”

Saturday Night’s Alright for Writing…

…and Sunday ain’t too shabby, either.

Well, nearly every moment of this gloriously warm weekend was spent inside at the mercy of a computer, but I am quite happy, nonetheless, to announce that nearly half of the content for my revamp of comedic-genius.com has finally been completed. It’s not online just yet, as I didn’t have that much time, but we’re getting there. I’m figuring another week or two, tops, and then I can direct my attention back towards getting Just Laugh where I want it to be again. Lots and lots of notes have been collecting with ideas for projects in that area as well, so if you’re funny and have some time to kill, I may very well need your assistance here shortly!

Oh yeah, and Rob pointed out to me today that somebody might be facing a lawsuit here in the near future. Fucking cyber-squatters will never learn! Registered trademark, say what???

Mr. Tran – if you do happen to read this, it would certainly be a good idea for you to contact me before our lawyer contacts you…