Apparently I have until yesterday to drink a little less than a gallon of milk…
…and I’m not even thirsty. If I act a bit goofy over the next couple of days, just blame it on the expired dairy products of death…
Where’s Powdered Toast Man when you really need him?
I had another run in with the toaster this morning and am starting to think that maybe the technology is just too much for me. I mean, I do love all that toast has to offer, and the fact that it’s not just about bread anymore is amazing, but I’m beginning to wonder if it’s worth the whole risk of burning down my house just for a piece of crispy bread with my breakfast.
I didn’t feel the need to take pictures this time, but here’s a shot of the last incident…
http://www.comedic-genius.com/gallery/other/100_0065_IMG
Maybe somebody could come up with some sort of toast that’s already, well, pre-toasted or something. You know, then I could just pop a slice in the microwave and the fire department never has to know about it.
Last one for the night…
And I got this in my e-mail earlier yesterday – it looks like I’m still ok, for a few years anyways!
Are We Grown Up Yet? Study Says Not ‘Till 26
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030511/od_nm/life_adults_dc
I’ve also decided that Jeff Probst has officially risen to the top of my list of coolest people alive, even beating out Kevin Smith and Steven Tyler.
Wow, it’s a good thing I don’t normally wear hats, eh?!
Really, who saw that coming??? Not only did Jenna beat out Matthew, but she whooped him royally – a mere one vote?! What did I miss here?
After indulging upon a good three hours of Survivor goodness, however, I do have to say that she did make a comeback and thus I will retract 82% of my previous “she’s a bitch” statement. Of course, she pretty much just handed the crown over to Heidi in the process, but let’s face it – women are like that…what can we do?
As always, I also got a kick out of the “cleaned-up” shots of the cast, especially Heidi’s two-dollar-whore look – mind you, from one of the girls who took off all of her clothes for a bowl of peanut butter, what did we really expect? Oh, who am I kidding?! I certainly wouldn’t have kicked her out for eating crackers in bed…
All in all it was a great wrap-up to another really good season, despite whatever critics and friends have said in the past. The next season, Pearl Islands, looks sweet already; maybe it’s just because there will be pirates involved, but you know I’ll be watching! Of course, I have no idea what I’ll be doing until then!
Only two minutes away…
Who will win???
If it ends up being Jenna, I’ll eat my hat. (translate: I really hope it isn’t Jenna!)
If either Butch or Matthew walk away with it, I’ll be happy because they’re the only honest ones left in the game. Actually I could probably even deal with Rob winning just because of the way he’s played the game – it’s made it a bit more entertaining to watch, what with him getting yelled at for all the back stabbing every week. Just as long as Jenna doesn’t win, because she’s a girl…and girls have cooties.
Oh yeah, and she seems like kind of a bitch, too, and yes, I’m easily enough of a chauvinist to say that completely guilt free!
The big night!!!
That’s right, tonight’s the big Survivor finale and guess what? I’m still up to my ass in writing assignments…
Luckily (???), I’ll be on a three-hour delay to watch the thing in the first place, so maybe I can bang out a column or two before the party begins…we’ll see what happens! In the meantime, don’t spoil it for me!
P.S. The project I’m working on right now is terribly funny, so hopefully you’ll forgive me this time. 😉
Update-o-Rama???
So here’s the deal – all of the projects and so forth that I’ve been putting off for a good couple of weeks now? Well, they’re getting done tonight!
Ok, maybe not all of them, but I’ve at least got an issue of Just Laugh, a new column for the Weekly Choice, a comic to color for L7, and a posting or two over at the personal site that stand a good chance at getting done. If this goes on much longer, I’m going to end up really, really behind and with a nice, long holiday weekend coming up here soon, that just wouldn’t be good for anybody! With any luck, there should be another post here soon, listing everything I managed to get done and how much I need to get to bed…it might end up being six o’clock in the morning, but it’ll happen…
…and as soon as this movie gets over, I can get started!
I finally got around to putting up my pictures from the Northern Michigan Rocks show from last month – enjoy!
http://www.comedic-genius.com/gallery/albums.php
This time I really am going to bed…honest!
Yeah? Well, I’m gonna go build my own Internet, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Internet…
That’s right – I’ve finally succumbed to the influence of the bandwagon. Now we’ll just see if this thing really lives up to everybody else’s hype!
I don’t really have much of a plan for this yet, but I’ve been thinking about starting one up for a while now and it seemed like a good excuse to put off the ever-building list for another evening. At least here I can post a little more often and keep Comedic-Genius.com devoted to writing updates and all of that. Just what kind of wackiness can you expect to see here on a regular basis???
That all depends on how much sleep I can get tonight…