Steve Wozniak on Net Neutrality

“The early Internet was so accidental, it also was free and open in this sense. The Internet has become as important as anything man has ever created. But those freedoms are being chipped away.”

This is a great open letter from the co-founder of Apple Computers, Steve Wozniak … it’s dated a few years ago, yet go figure that we’re still fighting these same battles, and consequently losing them quite rapidly.

The Internet will be such a different place in the next decade if ISPs are permitted to bill multiple times for the same services like they’re gunning for, and sometimes getting away with, today. Small publishers like myself can’t afford to pay toll charges to Verizon and Comcast and AT&T and Time Warner in addition to the charges that we pay for the same thing to our own hosting providers, and if you think today’s discussions are going to stop at the big players like Netflix and Google, then you’re delusional because once you have a precedence to charge extra for access, why not?!

ISPs don’t have anything to lose if millions of smaller sites simply aren’t on the Internet anymore or not. Pay up or disappear into the slow lanes – it doesn’t really matter to their bottom line once they’re allowed to do it. Give it a few years and for every Facebook and Netflix who gets coerced into paying for subscriber access and how many small sites will start disappearing by the thousands???

Businesses like the telecoms who have built their networks on taxpayer subsidies and short-changed us at every corner are the exact reason why we need Internet regulation because if left to the free market, we’d be back in the days of AOL and CompuServe where networks are isolated and nobody plays together with anybody else and my Internet isn’t actually the same as your Internet because it’s all about dollars and cents.

The Internet is much larger than that, and needs to remain open to all.

Dream Journal : Off the Deep End…

So last night I dreamed that I drove off a bridge, and lived.

It was supposedly the Mackinac Bridge, but it had some distinct characteristics that were nothing like that. The big one was that the highway leading up to the bridge was very steep, to the point where it was hard to control your speed going onto the bridge. Apparently that was my problem.

There also may have been a drawbridge involved, and where I went over was surprisingly shallow because when they got me out, I could still see my car for quite a while before it disappeared.

Anyways, I was going down the highway and I came to a part of the road where apparently a logging truck had had some issues earlier because there were logs spread all over the road … yet they weren’t enough to stop your car like you would think. The logs mostly just acted as speed bumps and put me on edge for what was next to come.

Around the turn past the logs, I found myself coming down the hill very fast – so I guess the pseudo-speed bumps didn’t work after all. I swerved a lot as I made it onto the bridge, and not 15 seconds later, it was all over.

I don’t remember the impact itself, or even how I got out. I awoke in a hospital bed, but it was somehow close enough that I could get up and run over to see my car pointed down in the water with the trunk still sticking out. Ironically, that’s when I started to really panic because I wanted to know what was being done about my stuff – I had been traveling alone, but had some important things with me. Surprisingly by the edge of the bridge was a bag or something that had somehow been retrieved, but it wasn’t much.

I started to cry when I realized that the latest book that I had just finished was on a flash drive in my laptop bag … which was now lost.

After watching the back end finally slip under the water and wondering what my insurance was going to think of the whole thing, I let the people guide me back to my bed to rest. When I woke up later, I ended up meeting up with an old friend from another job who now worked salvage for somebody near the water and she showed me this weird underwater vacuum that we might be able to use to get my things. We tried directing it from the controls to my car and after some work, a very soggy gym back came dropping out of the chute, which gave me a glimmer of hope. She was going to keep working on it, and told me that after such an accident, I really needed to be resting in bed.

One of the last things that I watched before going to bed last night was the latest episode of Shark Tank that included a “treasure hunter” who was looking for an investment to build an underwater vacuum for him to suck up some lost ore or something off the bottom of the ocean … no idea where the bridge came from, though!

Positive Pranking

I’m not always the biggest fan of pranks. I mean, I guess it depends on what the prank is – if it’s relatively harmless and the pranksters are good sports about it afterwards, then that’s one thing, but if it’s just for shock value and only one party is laughing at the end of it … kind of like most of the pranking videos that are popular on YouTube. 

Filling someone’s cubicle at work with balloons from floor to ceiling? – FUNNY

Dumping a bucket of worms on somebody’s face while they’re sleeping? – JUST BEING A DICK

I mean, don’t get me wrong – there have certainly been late nights when I’ve stayed up watching more of those videos than I’m proud to admit because for some morbid reason I just can’t look away, but if I ever woke up to Sara standing over me with an electric razor in one hand and the majority of my hair in the other, let’s post it on YouTube! wouldn’t exactly be the first thought on my agenda!

Now all of this is said, mind you, because tonight I stumbled onto a very different kind of pranking video … in fact, one devoted to giving the homeless a night of luxury that most could never dream of, and just between you and me, the whole thing was pretty darned cool… 😉

Along those same lines, they also had one where they surprised an unsuspecting waitress with the best shift ever, and if you think that it stops at just a fat stack of tips, well, start your engines and watch the video to stand enthusiastically corrected!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zUf06iy1A

For more about Break’s Prank It Fwdcheck out their site – all in all it’s a pretty great concept and I didn’t even have to worry about a bucket of snakes getting dumped on my head or anything… 😛

“A great point, if it were true…”

You really just can’t make up FOX News dialog like this:

(in reference to, of course, Benghazi)

Eric Bolling: Don’t forget, this was prior … PRIOR … to Osama Bin Laden being taken down, and the thought was … and the discussion was, is President Obama going into the reelection soft on terror or not? A lot of people are saying…

Eric Bolling: It was after?

Dana Perino: Much after. Yeah, yeah, yeah – a year.

Eric Bolling: My bad – I take it back.

Dana Perino: But a great point if it were true!

Thanks to Stephen Colbert for offering up to the media juggernaut a fitting, new logo…

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Full clip from Comedy Central here! 😉

Deniers Gonna Deny…

I’ve got to hand it to Bill Nye when he goes on programs like this because it’s gotta be like wandering into the loony bin with a handful of candy, but it’s clearly where the argument needs to take place because you’re never going to move the needle just preaching to your own choir.

Still, the Ken Ham analogy pretty much sums up a lot of these “debates” because just like no amount of evidence will ever persuade Ken Ham to consider another way of thinking, every single scientist on the planet joining hands and singing the woes of climate change in unison still wouldn’t be enough to convince these climate change deniers that maybe it’s something that actually needs to be taken seriously.

Granted, the host is pretty much the worst of this particular video, as she’s so full of her own agenda that she won’t even stop talking long enough to give her two guests a chance to debate with one another. Typically when one hosts a debate, isn’t it pretty much a standard for the host to remain impartial and only guide the discussion while the two sides on the stand actually do the debating???

Watching that train wreck of a Crossfire segment helps you understand how this episode from years ago with Jon Stewart just ragging on them actually came to be…

“Brick Like Me” Lego Simpsons Episode Airs TONIGHT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYGSpOfIr9Y

I’ve basically conceded to seeing The Lego Movie when it comes out on DVD because I never got around to seeing it in the theater, but I am a bit excited to see tonight’s all Lego episode of The Simpsons!

Admittedly I do find it a little odd in watching the trailer that they didn’t make either the heads in the episode match up with the heads in the Collectible Minifig line that just came out, or vice versa, although granted there’s a bit of controversy about those heads not being authentic anyways.

But at the end of the day, or at least around 8:00pm EDT tonight, I don’t really care! It’s Legos, it’s The Simpsons – should be fun!!! :mrgreen:

Christopher Takes Disney World, and it was awesome!

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It was only maybe an hour of our day, but it was one of those Disney moments that I never would’ve imagined was so cool until I got to watch my own kid meeting Mickey and his friends for his very first time!

And I’m sure it’s one of those things that’s going to be completely different another year or two from now when he’s actually awake for the entire experience and can’t sleep the night before we leave and all of that, but I’ve got to say that in ranking moments as a Dad thus far in my newfound parenting career, today was pretty cool! 😉

I think I kind of want a Wii U now…

I finally got a chance to play a demo unit when I was running errands earlier tonight – played the new Super Mario 3D World and Donkey Kong Frozen Jungle Whatever, and they were both pretty fun (although I’m still a little confused why I spent so much of the first Mario level walking around dressed like a cat!).

Most awesome of all, though, was the promo video for the latest Super Mario Kart … and admittedly I think it needs to wait until we can buy a new TV for the living room as well because I know that it’s not going to look quite as sweet on our current 10 year-old TV, but maybe later on this fall…

…could make a nice family Christmas gift for 2014, you know! 😉