Author: Scott

12:13 @Shamu What difference a two letter word can make – I first read that as, "Sea lion shot in face live at Six Flags" and thought WTF?! # 20...

18:33 What do YOU think, Twitter? Does each door held in a single building deserve its own thank-you, or is it courteously ok to omit any… # 18:34 …...

12:16 @herbstsonne "It’s not bizarre at all!" … "I hope it’s working…" # 12:18 @edeckers The scariest comment on tha...

02:45 @krisstraub Dr. Murder might want to look into his HOA bylaws to see if they can actually do this… (onion.com/9VqRQ6) # Automatically shipped by Lou...

13:39 Literal LOL – tinyurl.com/y8m6lqu – "Can you steal some raisins from the grocery store for me?" # 15:08 Just signed up for Mint afte...

09:20 New Humor Column : The Friendly Skies Are Full of Jerks bit.ly/bvSyr6 # 12:47 Today’s column was inspired by the debacle that @southwestair put @tha...

00:35 Dieting Tip: You might have an eating problem if you find yourself putting canned frosting on things that you normally wouldn’t. # 00:36 Examples in...

15:39 @edeckers Maybe if you eat the food there in the store. Walmart produce/dairy/meats always seem to spoil faster for me. # 15:59 @edeckers Their milk is th...

10:23 Anyone else still hungover from their Presidents’ Day bender? Chester A. Arthur, I hardly knew ye… # 10:24 …ok, if it wasn’t for D...

08:09 New Humor Column : Love is Funny Sometimes… bit.ly/9o7pZP # 20:38 Me hates using regular expressions SO MUCH!!! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Fol...