I didn’t mean to stray…
I caught my PS2 giving me very dirty looks this evening and I knew that something finally had to be done. I had been neglecting her for a few weeks now, always ...
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Mountain Dew “Livewire” – Orange Ignited!
Well, I tried a bottle of the new and improved Mountain Dew because I just had to know for myself. I had heard several different reports, some that it was way t...
Public Etiquette
Driving home on the freeway this afternoon, I saw something that stuck out as particularly disturbing to me (no pun intended…you’ll catch on in a mi...
“EXPIRES ON MAY 11, 2003”
Apparently I have until yesterday to drink a little less than a gallon of milk… …and I’m not even thirsty. If I act a bit goofy over the next ...
Where’s Powdered Toast Man when you really need him?
I had another run in with the toaster this morning and am starting to think that maybe the technology is just too much for me. I mean, I do love all that toast ...
Last one for the night…
And I got this in my e-mail earlier yesterday – it looks like I’m still ok, for a few years anyways! Are We Grown Up Yet? Study Says Not ‘Till...
Wow, it’s a good thing I don’t normally wear hats, eh?!
Really, who saw that coming??? Not only did Jenna beat out Matthew, but she whooped him royally – a mere one vote?! What did I miss here? After indulging ...
Only two minutes away…
Who will win??? If it ends up being Jenna, I’ll eat my hat. (translate: I really hope it isn’t Jenna!) If either Butch or Matthew walk away with it,...
The big night!!!
That’s right, tonight’s the big Survivor finale and guess what? I’m still up to my ass in writing assignments… Luckily (???), I’ll...