…but there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune…
I don’t mean to brag, but I received quite the lucrative e-mail today. Nevertheless, even though it’s probably something that I should be keeping hu...
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Clean, but certainly not squeaky…
Well, today I did something that I totally hadn’t planned on doing anytime soon – I applied for a new job down in Florida. My original plan was to l...
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The more things change, the more they stay the same…
Time truly does change all things, persons, and situations, for better or for worse. The tricky part is differentiating which are important to you and which wer...
I didn’t mean to stray…
I caught my PS2 giving me very dirty looks this evening and I knew that something finally had to be done. I had been neglecting her for a few weeks now, always ...
Mountain Dew “Livewire” – Orange Ignited!
Well, I tried a bottle of the new and improved Mountain Dew because I just had to know for myself. I had heard several different reports, some that it was way t...
Public Etiquette
Driving home on the freeway this afternoon, I saw something that stuck out as particularly disturbing to me (no pun intended…you’ll catch on in a mi...
“EXPIRES ON MAY 11, 2003”
Apparently I have until yesterday to drink a little less than a gallon of milk… …and I’m not even thirsty. If I act a bit goofy over the next ...
Where’s Powdered Toast Man when you really need him?
I had another run in with the toaster this morning and am starting to think that maybe the technology is just too much for me. I mean, I do love all that toast ...
Last one for the night…
And I got this in my e-mail earlier yesterday – it looks like I’m still ok, for a few years anyways! Are We Grown Up Yet? Study Says Not ‘Till...