shoot ’em up

I was never much of a first-person shooter kind of guy.

Wolfenstein, Doom, and that was about it. I might’ve dabbled in a bit of Heretic and Hexen from time to time, but I never really cared for any of the actual war simulation games (i.e. Tom Clancy’s creations). That all changed last weekend when I spent most of my Sunday afternoon playing Ghost Recon (yes, a Clancy title…) – now I feel like I’ve misjudged an entire genre’s worth of games!

I don’t know – I think it stems back to simply a few bad experiences with these types of games, as pretty much everyone I’d ever played them with just took them WAY too seriously. You see, for the most part I suck at these games, so of course it’s really tough being on my team because I’ll tend to drag the whole group down! Sure, shooting the new guy friendly-fire-like does get its laughs for a while, but when you need somebody to watch your back and I’m a half a mile away trying to figure out how to look somewhere other than the ground, I guess I can understand the frustration! Nonetheless, I guess I just got tired of the crap and moved on to finding other ways to spend my time…

Well, now things have changed and I think I may just very well give it another go. I’ve been practicing on and off for the past week, and most of yesterday was spent doing the same, so at least when I meet up with Kurt to give the multiplayer another go, he won’t have to worry about getting a stray bullet in the back…at least not from me! You won’t catch me playing online any time soon, though, that’s for sure, but maybe some day after a little more practice.

Ok, lots more practice!

It has begun…

Well, tonight I finally began working on the formatting for one of my upcoming books – the compilation one, to be exact. Two columns down, another thirty already written ones to go, and about a dozen that still need to be written. It’s actually a pretty simple task…the formatting, that is…but just tedious.

On that note, if you happen to know of any struggling artists who would like to make some cash, feel free to point them in my direction! I’m looking for about twelve – fifteen black & white, single-panel cartoons to run with some of the columns (much like Jeff MacNelly did for Dave Barry), plus a little something extra for the cover. I haven’t decided what I’m going to offer yet, but I’ll do my best to make it worth said person’s time… 😉

bizarre

No ftp, but I was able to get in and fix-up the search script manually, so at least that’s something! Now I just have to waiting for it to finish indexing so I can close the cgi-bin back off…

…and it timed out. Fuck.

Dear Internet,

You’re certainly not making this whole “update that huge website in less than a month” project easy on me, are you? I’m finally ready to work tonight, but no…

Connecting to ftp.justlaugh.com
Connected to ftp.justlaugh.com Port 21

Connection failed (Connection timed out)
Delaying for 120 seconds before reconnect attempt #87

🙁

Great Expectations

Let it be known – I want to meet a woman whose best story doesn’t go something like, “This one time I was sooooo drunk…blah blah blah…hit a tree…blah blah blah…fucking hilarious…blah blah-dy blah…surprised I can even remember any of it at all…ha ha ha! Why of course I’ll have another…”

Is that really too much to ask?!