Back to the Future
God, I love this book! In the Year 2000… An entomologist will discover a new social structure among honeybees – there are queens, workers, drones, a...
Author: Scott
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…not so friendly after all…
I don’t like even admitting this, but I reluctantly joined…Friendster the other night. Mind you, this was the same service that I mocked a year or w...
Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Sunburn…shower…knee-caps…scalding…pain. And people wonder why I don’t go outside more?!
I am the lobster…
Well, what can I say, if the shoe fits, then by all means, goo goo g’joob, baby! Right now I feel much envy for the creature in this picture because, need...
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the Current scam
Ok, so it’s probably not just Current who does it, but why do I only get five freaking deposit slips in a book of forty checks?! I write, like, maybe ten ...
shoot ’em up
I was never much of a first-person shooter kind of guy. Wolfenstein, Doom, and that was about it. I might’ve dabbled in a bit of Heretic and Hexen from ti...
Mr. Fix-It (…or Mr. Void-the-Warranty, depending on your perspective…)
Ok – I’ve finally taken the initiative to get my digital camera fixed… …so it’s now sitting torn apart on my desk. The only thing ...
“You should see the toast – I couldn’t even fit it through the door!”
Uncle Buck on DVD – I can now die a happy man. Easily in the top five, without a doubt! 1. Robin Hood: Men in Tights 2. Uncle Buck 3. Office Space 4. Ocea...
It has begun…
Well, tonight I finally began working on the formatting for one of my upcoming books – the compilation one, to be exact. Two columns down, another thirty ...